[INTERNAL TEST] Sandwich Alignment Associate

[INTERNAL TEST, DO NOT REPLY]

Do you have what it takes to align sandwiches at a vaguely professional level? Neither do we. That’s why we’re hiring.

Join our fast-paced, mayonnaise-intensive environment where attention to bread symmetry and lettuce drift is almost important.

Requirements: - Basic understanding of what a sandwich is - Strong opinions about crusts - Ability to realign without judgment

This is an internal test posting. Please do not apply, unless you're a sandwich.